In honor of Opening Day, I give you a four part I Call ‘Em as I See ‘Em this month!
The Designated Hitter (DH) is one of the most vile things ever invented in the history of the world. No I’m not overreacting, it is truly that bad. And if you stick around and read my four entries about this disgusting mark on the beautiful game of baseball, you’ll think so too.
I’m going to be breaking down my arguments into three categories: Historical, Statistical, and Emotional. Hopefully the preponderance of evidence and logic of my argument will cause shockwaves through the baseball world and destroy the Designated Hitter forever.
First I’m going to make my emotional arguments against the DH. The reason for this is twofold. First, most discussions about the DH don’t get past this point. It’s a logical starting place because many people just FEEL really strongly about the DH. Second, we have to get through our emotions to move onto the more logic based arguments to get rid of the DH.
The DH makes baseball less fun.
Yes it does. I mean, who wants to see a really old guy swing a bat and either strike out, homer, or lumber (painfully) around the bases? I know some of you are going to say that offense is what makes the game more interesting, and the DH is usually a power-hitter, so more home runs, which means more offense, which means more fun.
Wrong! Even great home run hitters average less than 1 home run per 3 games in a season (math: 50 home runs/162 games). Plus, home runs are not the only way to provide offense. Nor is it the only entertaining way. Stealing a base, executing a hit and run, squeeze plays, etc. are just as exciting, sometimes more. Plus, when the big hitter gets up, the defense doesn’t worry about these things, because the manager won’t risk it.
There’s not as much strategy when a DH is involved.
As I hinted at earlier, the power-hitting DH (and there are rarely non-power-hitting DHs) takes away many strategic considerations from the offensive side of the game. However, it also takes away a number of defensive decisions. Do you take out a starting pitcher in the 7th inning of a scoreless game for a pinch-hitter? Should you make a double-switch? Do you hope your right handed pitcher gets the left handed batter out so that you can pinch hit for him instead of bringing in a lefty for one batter?
All of these decisions not only give manager’s queasy stomachs, but contribute to the cerebral part of the game. Plus, then you have more opportunities to second-guess the manager when it doesn’t work out how you’d like, and everyone loves to do that.
Room for one more assertion. Don’t want to overwhelm you yet.
DHing is too easy.
This point basically writes itself. I mean, who do you see DHing? People who can’t play in the field because it will wear them out. Yes, hitting is probably the hardest thing to do in sports. But it’s much harder to play nine innings in the field, possibly diving for balls or getting taken out by a runner, and then trying to get a hit in the ninth, than having sat in the dugout all night (except for your previous at-bats) and coming up in the same position. Baseball is one of the sports where a player needs to be able to play offense and defense. The DH goes against this grain.
Where there you go. You’ve now experienced some of my persuasive power. Are you ready to go out and picket against the DH with me?